why?

Why can't the dishwasher unload itself? Or the laundry fold itself and put itself away in the right place?

I will go in the debt over my freaking eyeballs if someone comes up with those inventions lol

Helpful Tip of the Day:

For those of you enjoying your strawberries out there this time of year, I found this tip in Rachel Ray’s magazine very helpful!

Strawberries lose their flavor if they are left in water – they absorb it! Make sure our rinse time is not long as well and pat them dry. Enjoy the full flavor of your strawberries this spring ;)

For the Ladies :)

(there was a problem with this post showing up so I am redoing it)

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.....